Mem'ries 101

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man
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If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing
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If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding
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If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
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If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy
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If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
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If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
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If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
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If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
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If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk
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